Best Film Dialogue

[UTAH]

Semi-Tough 1977 w/Burt Reynolds, Jill Clayburgh & Kris Kristofferson:

Barbara Jane Bookman: "You'd diddle an alligator if somebody drained the pond."
Billy Clyde Puckett: "You don't have to drain the pond."

Hunter

[TriGuy]

Das Boot, German version. The German having a conversation with the fly about how he could crush the fly just as a depth charges could crush them all

[UTAH]

Excellent - considered a groundbreaking film, TG.

A recent one from Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, 2019:

Rick Dalton: "All right, that's too hot. Anything we can do about that heat?"
Flamethrower Trainer: "Rick, it's a flamethrower."

Hunter

[Truckman]

Please don't take this as racist, it was just funny as hell when I heard it...From a dimly remembered but now unknown to me spaghetti western from the 60's...One paid gunslinger to another on learning that a new general has taken over the Mexican Army:

"Every time three Mexicans get together, one of them declares himself a General..."

...Ben

[UTAH]

Cue Pancho Villa. The guy responsible for my family's immigration to the USA. I'd send him a Thank You card but...

Hunter