At times like this, I'm glad Wifey is not a member here.
"What'd you do today, Hubby."
"I watered the lawn."
"That's it?"
Then, I spend the rest of my nights at McDonalds or Taco Bell (per Demolition Man, 1993).
Hunter
I don't care if it hurts. I want to have control. I want a perfect body. I want a perfect soul. - Creep by Radiohead