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Can’t see Facebook.
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“You can vote your way into socialism, but you have to shoot your way out.” — Too fundamental to have an attribution
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Good lord!! Who's his VP? Or has he confirmed anything yet.
This is your mind on drugs!
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It's all good boys
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-pr...ampaign=bufferWILMINGTON, DE—With citizens and media figures questioning Joe Biden's mental fitness to become president, Biden took to the internet yesterday to shut down the naysayers once and for all. On a live video from his basement, Biden held up a Fisher-Price See 'n Say and flawlessly recited all the sounds animals can make.
"My memory cognitives are per-perfect, they're perfect," Biden insisted. "If my brain is no anymore not work, could I do this?"
Biden then began to go through all the common farm animals and the sounds they make, starting with "cow," which says "moo." He got into a little trouble with the chicken, which he thought said "quack," but after some help from his live-in nurse, he got back on track.
After reciting all the animal sounds almost perfectly, Biden smiled smugly, dropped the mic, and cut the feed.
After the video, CNN praised Biden's performance and reported an immediate 382% increase in Biden's poll numbers.
"Back after 5 years. I thought you had died.
don"
Splitting my time between the montane and the mesas
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
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Seriously, missing FaceBook is not a bad thing.
But, maybe should pick our presidents by how they can identify farm animals.
Heck, we could do worse.
Hunter
I don't care if it hurts. I want to have control. I want a perfect body. I want a perfect soul. - Creep by Radiohead
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