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    End-of-year report...

    I made my quarterly stop at the precious metal depository today for conversion of collected material to paper assets...here are the raw figures year to date:

    Total steps taken 2,106,275...
    Total mileage walked: 1046...
    Total weight of cans: 943 pounds...
    Other items: Tailgate, ladders, awning frames, jumper cables, wheels, etc...Weight unknown...
    Gross income: $362.00 (includes other items dragged out of the ditch and hauled away)...

    Next quarterly report due in February...

    The funds have been duly reinvested in my other precious metal industry being collected at various gun shows......Ben
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    Quote Originally Posted by Truckman View Post

    Total steps taken 2,106,275...
    That right there is the biggest benefit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillbo View Post
    That right there is the biggest benefit!
    That's what my doctor told me today, and now President-elect Phillbo confirms it......Ben
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    Excellent in every regard Ben

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    Thanks for your service.

    What kind of tools did you find? I find all kinds of stuff. I will give you whiplash if I see a socket on the side of the road.
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    don"


    Splitting my time between the montane and the mesas

    The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
    But I have promises to keep,
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CactusCurt View Post
    What kind of tools did you find?
    Other than a hacksaw frame and screwdrivers used as paint stirrers, I don't remember any tools...In actual cash I found two 20's, a $2 bill and a one plus some loose change...That mysterious briefcase full of c-notes still eludes me though......Ben
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    Here at home we are sorta in the "oil patch". Those guys leave a lot of stuff on their toolboxes and bumpers. My favorite was a 24" aluminum pipe wrench.

    The road to the cabin is a 50 mile washboard gravel road with campgrounds and fishin at the end. I have found everything from vice grips to tailgates on that one. Lots of fishing tools and rv parts.

    I once found a set of saddle bags and an atv luggage thingy.

    I LOVE finding stuff on the road. My wife says it's unnatural.
    "Back after 5 years. I thought you had died.

    don"


    Splitting my time between the montane and the mesas

    The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
    But I have promises to keep,
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    Congrats Ben, now step it up a bit more and kick my ass next year

    current fitbit stats for me since Dec 20th 2019
    Steps 5,373,167
    miles 2,894.15
    "The only thing that we learn from torture is the depths of our own moral depravity"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CactusCurt View Post
    I LOVE finding stuff on the road. My wife says it's unnatural.
    The unnatural part would be leaving it there...That's not just unnatural, it's irrational...
    Quote Originally Posted by TriGuy View Post
    Congrats Ben, now step it up a bit more and kick my ass next year

    current fitbit stats for me since Dec 20th 2019
    Steps 5,373,167
    miles 2,894.15
    Sorry Eric, I'm already stepping it down...Branching out from aluminum cans to blued steel, has already consumed a major part of my time in this 4th quarter...We precious metals industrialists are bound by the same constraints of available time as you mere mortals......Ben
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    Supplemental report: Today as I walked one of my regular routes, I was checking around the fuel pumps at the local Chevron...A young man who was gassing up his truck approached me and said, "Hey old timer, you picking up cans?...Here's one you don't have to bend over for"...He handed me a $10 bill...After deciding not to japslap him for calling me "old timer," I thanked him, wished him a happy Thanksgiving, and we went our ways...

    Sometimes you meet the nicest people in the PM industry......Ben
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    That's great Ben.
    Fred

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    stayed alive."

    'Take care of yourself, and each other.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by FredK View Post
    That's great Ben.
    I thought so too, Fred, and the ten-spot fit nicely into my investment funds for this coming weekend's gun show activities......Ben
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    Not too shabby for a derelict old timer.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike View Post
    Not too shabby for a derelict old timer.....
    Who you callin' a derelict?...I'll have you know I'm known by my first name at the Salvation Army soup kitchen every morning......Hey You
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    Quote Originally Posted by Truckman View Post
    I thought so too, Fred, and the ten-spot fit nicely into my investment funds for this coming weekend's gun show activities......Ben
    Ben???

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